The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to look at Sun.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to ignore useful information

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!