The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!