The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have no powers

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!