The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!