The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!