To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to die on command.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!