The power to have no power

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!