The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to sleep while standing!

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to catch em' all

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!