The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to go to hell.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to smell water.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!