- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

Pointless Super Powers