- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

the power to jizz money

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

The ability to pull open push only doors

Pointless Super Powers