The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power of hindsight

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!