- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

+81

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

+79

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

+77

The power to knock yourself unconscious

+77

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

+77

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

+75

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

the power to get fat in America

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

Vanilla scented blood

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

the ability to blow yourself

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to read this sentence