The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

The power to go hibernate at winter.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!