The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

the ability to command watermelons

The power of bad luck

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to turn wine into water.

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

the power to get extra homework

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to rotten food.

The power to eat socks

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to bypass capcha codes

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to lose all your limbs

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!