- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the power to make faces at the blind

The power to lower your own ego.

The ability to pull open push only doors

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to swim on land.

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

Pointless Super Powers