The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!