The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!