The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to not have a superpower

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!