The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!