The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to digest corn.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!