- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The ability to jump

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to melt your bones

The power to think your dreams are real.

the power to die

power to transform into a dick with legs

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to die

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

the power to like justin beiber

The power to become powerless

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

Pointless Super Powers