the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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75% levitation

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!