the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!