- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

The ability to not live forever

The power to eat soup with a fork.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to turn 12% invisible.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

To have the power to breathe

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to be french.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to make money disappear.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

Pointless Super Powers