- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power to read your own mind

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power of being pointless

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to swim on land.

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

the power to fax people with your mind

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

Pointless Super Powers