- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

yo mama

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to make everything worse

The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to understand irony.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to read your own mind

Pointless Super Powers