- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to speak in only anime openings

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to even

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

Nothing

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to fall in love reptiles

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Pointless Super Powers