The capability to draw penises very well

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to die

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!