The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!