- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to read the terms of service.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to be blind

The capability to draw penises very well

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to enter a coma.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to disappear up your own asshole

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to think oppositely

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

Pointless Super Powers