- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fall in love reptiles

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

the power to walk on land.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

The power think five times slower.

The power to fly, but only fly north

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to jizz money

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

Pointless Super Powers