the power to morph into yourself

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to see through windows

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!