The ability to read your own mind

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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75% levitation

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!