- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

The power to hold your breath when you die

The power to vomit every time you burp.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to fall asleep each time you

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The ability to open a door that was already open.

Justin Bieber

Pointless Super Powers