- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Power to make it rain sideways.

The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The ability to be in fashion.

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to fly when in something flying

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Pointless Super Powers