- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to self destruct

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

the power to hovertate

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to poop standing up

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to shrink boobs

The power to jerk off with no hands.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

ability to run very fast forever

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to break bones at will.

Pointless Super Powers