Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to be forever alone

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to digest corn.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to not have any power at all

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the power to enter a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!