- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

Nothing

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to see water one meter behind you.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

Pointless Super Powers