Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to become powerless

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!