The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!