the power to jizz money

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to think of food

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!