- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look at Sun.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to get married

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to fly but only in your room

Pointless Super Powers