the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to jump

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to block your own powers

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The ability to be poor for life

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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the power to get extra homework

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!