The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The Power to Power

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The power to die

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to lick your elbow.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to change your eye color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!