- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be a common person

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to like charlie

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The Power to Power

The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

Pointless Super Powers