to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to misspell

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!