the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!