The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to die

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to never come into existence

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Aweonao

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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blindness

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!