The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to not do it.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!