The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to die when you get old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!