- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to like Justin Bieber

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to see through windows

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to communicate with sperm.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to break bones at will.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

Pointless Super Powers