The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to think oppositely

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power of being yourself

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!