The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!