- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

The power to look like yourself

The power of christ ;)

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to have anything you want that is free.

The power to be normal and average

The power to digest corn.

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

Pointless Super Powers