- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hindsight

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to read your own mind

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to smell water.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to take edible shits.

the power to walk on land.

The ability to sweat poop.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

the power to turn food into shit

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The ability to jump

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

Pointless Super Powers