The power to run Crysis.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to die at will

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to read this.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to give the wrong directions

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!