The power of being aquaman.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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the power to be forever alone

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to pee any color

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to be born again

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to do nothing

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to obey gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!