The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to even

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!