The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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swear words -jesse

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!