- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

The power to light glue on fire.

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

The power to be normal and average

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to teleport small dogs

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

32% Levitation.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

Pointless Super Powers