the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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the power to hovertate

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!