- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to turn anything into a belt.

The power of exploding when you think.

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to see water one meter behind you.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to think oppositely

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

Having taste buds in your anus.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to stare directly at the sun

the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

Pointless Super Powers