The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to see into the present.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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boo

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!