- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

the power of being yourself

the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to read your own mind

The power of hindsight

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to smell water.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to take edible shits.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to walk on land.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

Pointless Super Powers