- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to be oppressed by everything

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to make coma patients bark.

The power to become a laptop forever!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

i love to make shit brix

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to turn your navel upside down

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

Pointless Super Powers