The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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swear words -jesse

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!