- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be powerless.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to break a Nokia

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

Pointless Super Powers