the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power drown in water

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to see oxygen.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!