- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to break bones at will.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

All of aquaman's powers.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to lock open doors

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to be a common person

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers