- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to ejaculate napalm

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

The power to see the past.

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to run Crysis.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

Pointless Super Powers