The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to waste money

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!