Power that makes you perfect in being useless

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

shit and piss at the same time

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

The power to be normal and average

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!